Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" she moaned. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls-Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

Run-down Motel

A guest checked in at a run-down motel. "The room is twenty dollars a night, said the manager, "but it's only ten if you make your own bed."

"Okay," said the guest. "I'll make my own bed."

"Great," said the manager. "I'll get you some nails and wood."