A man was walking one day...

A man was walking past the mental hospital one day, and all the patients were shouting, "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen..."

The fence was too high to see over, but he saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on, only to get poked in the eye with a stick from the other side.

They then started shouting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

A tragic tail

One day a father mouse was out foraging for food when he got snapped in a trap. After some time passed, the mother and son mouse were out for a walk when the mother mouse stopped and paused.

With a sullen look on her face she sighed, "This is where your father died - OOH, CHEESE!"

Two caterpillars...

Two caterpillars were watching a cocoon burst open to reveal a beautiful butterfly. As it stretched its wings and flew away, one caterpillar turned to the other and said, "You'll never get me up in one of those things."