Fluffy Bunnies or something

A man was driving down the road, saw a rabbit hopping across, and tried to swerve to miss him. The rabbit was hit and the man felt terrible. He went back to check on the poor animal and to his dismay found the rabbit dead.

A woman stopped her car to ask what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he said. "I just ran over a rabbit and killed it."

"Don't worry," she said. " I may be able to help."

She pulled a spray can from her car and sprayed its contents onto the animal's body. Miraculously, the rabbit jumped up, waved to the two humans and hopped away. About 20 feet away he turned around and waved, and continued to do so about every 20 feet after that. The rabbit turned and waved one last time before disappearing into the distance.

The man was amazed. "What on earth was in that spray can?"

She turned the can around and the label read: "Hare Spray: Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.

A woman caught her...

...husband as he stumbled through the door.

"What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

"Sorry, honey. I ran out of money."

Another note...

If any of you have not been able to post comments on this blog because you don't have a g-mail account, worry no more! Anyone can access and comment, so keep 'em coming!

So the patient says...

"Doctor, doctor, I can't stop stealing things."

"Take these pills for a week," said the doctor, "and if they don't work, get me a digital camera."

After a year in therapy...

...my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone."

An inside tip

One of my faithful readers(or is that my one faithful reader) suggested I post a note about my blog. For any of you who are reading from any type of blog "reader" and have not actually seen my site, here's the deal: Come on in, enjoy the jokes, and post a comment with your rating.The scale is from 1 to 10 with 1 being a groaner and 10 being a gut-buster. The idea is to find the funniest, most popular joke.

So, now you know, and knowing is a lot of the battle...or something.

A man called his neighbour one morning:

"Did you hear me banging on the wall last night?"
"Oh, don't worry about it. We were making a fair bit of noise ourselves."

And finally...

Waking up after a restless night, a wife turned to her husband and said: "I can't believe you! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied: "Who was sleeping?!"

Another one for Valentine's Day...

During a heated debate, the husband said, "Admit it, you only married me because my grandpa left me a million dollars!"

"That is just ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave it to you."

Lawyer: Now would you mind telling me why you shot your husband with a bow and arrow?

Defendant: I didn't want to wake the children.

A Zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing ten-dollar bills into the elephant enclosure.

"Why are you doing that?" asked the keeper.
"The sign says it's okay," replied the visitor.
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes it does. It says: 'Do not feed. $10 fine.' "