A man was driving down the road, saw a rabbit hopping across, and tried to swerve to miss him. The rabbit was hit and the man felt terrible. He went back to check on the poor animal and to his dismay found the rabbit dead.
A woman stopped her car to ask what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he said. "I just ran over a rabbit and killed it."
"Don't worry," she said. " I may be able to help."
She pulled a spray can from her car and sprayed its contents onto the animal's body. Miraculously, the rabbit jumped up, waved to the two humans and hopped away. About 20 feet away he turned around and waved, and continued to do so about every 20 feet after that. The rabbit turned and waved one last time before disappearing into the distance.
The man was amazed. "What on earth was in that spray can?"
She turned the can around and the label read: "Hare Spray: Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.
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1 comment:
HA!!! Love it! A perfect 10!
(although I admit that when the bunny got hit I thought "that was NOT what I meant about fluffy bunnies!)
Thanks.
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