...he complained of feeling generally unwell. The doctor gave him a thorough exam and was amazed to find hundreds of dollar bills stuffed in the patient's ears.
When he had finished counting them, the doctor said: "There was exactly one thousand, nine hundred and fifty dollars in there."
"That figures," said the patient. "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
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a bit of a groaner. . .you an "ooooohhhh. . ." from Annie, "very good"
Annie continues to mutter under her breath "two grand. . ."
Not quite a groaner...more of a "hardey-har-har". A 3.
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